reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
(via woohyunniie)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
(via woohyunniie)
i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you
(via woohyunniie)
hey man is it okay if i change the radio station
how was skool
pass the cheetos
(Source: alexmogle, via poetryandorigami)
- Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
- Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
(via telekenesis)
DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Yes, this is actually from a real episode.
(Source: misterbilinski, via taall)
